Referrals

Things I actually use. If you sign up through one of these, I get a small kickback and often you do too.

Last updated: 5/19/26

Chase Freedom Unlimited / Flex

Only entry level card I kept (over Capital One, Discover, and BoA). Easiest app to use and set up recurring payments

• Apply: referyourchasecard.com
• Conditions: apply through the link and get approved.

Charles Schwab

Good-ole fashioned investing platform that doesn’t shove bets, “event contracts”, or ‘predictions’ in your face. The UI doesn’t feel like it came straight from a casino, which is asking a lot these days.

• Open: schwab.com referral
• Conditions: deposit $25k+ within 45 days. Tiered bonus up to $1,000.

Nomad eSIM

Cheap travel data I used in Thailand and El Salvador. Same rate or cheaper than Airalo or Saily, and being eSIM-only works phenomenally with iPhone 17. I buy data in-country like a local SIM.

• Code: HSTZHOUEUREA
• Conditions: $5 off your first plan. (up to 5 referrals).

Sam’s Club

The holy grail for the insatiable appetite of a young fella + brag on delivery. * I Need to add my link.*

• Conditions: $30 off a new membership.

Kraken

On-ramp for crypto. Liked everything besides the 7 day hold on new deposits, though Coinbase does similar.

• Join: invite.kraken.com or code q9hb49yp
• Conditions: verify account, deposit $200+, trade $200+. Unlocks up to $300.

The Offseason GA

Nice gym, equipment-wise. They do not but should make a referral link.